On Saturday a huge battle commences among the various Norse gods. All the heavy hitters will be in attendance — Thor, Odin and Loki to name but a few.

They’ll fight (and when gods fight, it gets messy). Eventually, the Earth will split open, Viking-Mythlogy.com explains. Residents of the underworld will surface.

FK – Gee, how did the doomsayers miss this one? Why not months and years of build-up with vids, conferences, books and new religions formed or old ones regurgitated? Vikings are way cooler than the Maya anyway. All the Mayans did was consort with reptilian aliens.